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Das Interview 

Vor kurzem hab ich ja eine Pressekonferenz zu meiner ,,Coffeinsucht'' gegeben. Also alle behaupte ja aus irgendeinem Grund, ich sei süchtig. Stimmt alles nicht...glaubt den nicht!!! Historiker müssen doch verdienen und die müssen doch was schreiben. Auf jeden Fall hat dann noch ein Mann von einem Gesundheitsjournal ein Interview mit mir geführt. Dieses möchte ich nun hier veröffentlichen:

Mr. X: ,,Hello Mr. Pi. It's a great pleasure for me to ask you something about you relationship to caffeine!!!''

Tomas: ,,Yes.''

Mr. X: ,,Let me now ask you some questions. Please answer with YES or NO.

Do you consume more than two cups of coffee, tea or cola in a day?''

Tomas: ,,Yes.''

Mr. X: ,,Do you feel fatigued on and off during the day?''

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

Mr. X: ,,Do you go through massive  emotional mood swings during the day?''

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you suffer from frequent headaches?''

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you suffer from constipation or are you dependent on tea or coffee in the morning for clearing your bowels? ''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you suffer from acidity or heartburn?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you feel a generalized pain in the neck, shoulders and back region and a sensation of discomfort in the legs, hands and stomach?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you suffer from a burning sensation, fatigue and heaviness in the eyes?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,If you are a woman do you suffer from premenstrual syndromes?''

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you have difficulty in going to sleep?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you wake up in the morning feeling dead tired?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Are you easily irritable?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,
Do you suffer from irregular or rapid heartbeats?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you often feel dizzy?

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you have high blood pressure problems apart from anxiety problems?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you have ulcers?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you have problems concentrating without your regular cup of coffee?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do your hands tremor?''

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

 

 

Mr. X: ,,Do you feel dehydrated?''

 

 

Tomas: ,,Yes.’’

Mr. X: ,,Now Mr. Pi, let me tell you something about answerig these questions in general.

If you have answered five to six of the questions with an 'yes' caffeine is part of your daily system, reduction or removal of products laced with caffeine from your diet will improve your health considerably.

If you have answered seven to eight of the questions in the affirmative, you are a caffeine addict, and need to reduce or eliminate caffeine from your diet. Before caffeine causes any nutritional imbalance or disorder try and be conscious about what you eat and drink.

If 10 to 12 of the questions have a positive answer, its time to sit up and listen to your body signals. Caffeine can cause serious damage to your health.

If you have answered all questions with an 'yes' I must say to you that there is no way one could help you.

I thikn it is now time for me to leave this event here. Thank you and have a lot of fun by drinking your next coffee!!!''

Tomas: ,, Yes.''

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So, das war das Interview. Die fanden das anscheinend so toll, dass es in der nächsten Ausgabe von NATURE veröffentlicht wird.




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